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butch-himbo-king

i told my mom about the “sorry about your bf” memes a week or so ago and she’s obsessed with them she loves your boyfriend so much she’s constantly putting him in crazy scenarios and absolutely loving it

butch-himbo-king

she had a dream last night that she was a waitress and she was pouring water into a girl’s cup for her and saw a bug in it and was like “oh no i’m so sorry there’s a bug in your water” and the girl was like “oh no it’s fine that’s just my boyfriend” and then picked him up by the back of his shirt and pulled him out of the water and he was coughing and sputtering

butch-himbo-king

she said the girl set him down on the table while my mom kept apologizing to her and she was just like “oh it’s fine it happens all the time he’ll dry off no worries”

digitalbusker

Hey so we told my mom about your boyfriend. Yeah she's been putting him in scenarios and situations ever since. Yeah sorry she's not been this into something in years, sorry.

butch-himbo-king

no bc she’s literally texting me abt your boyfriend from the church pew mid sermon she can’t get him off of her mind he’s like a little plaything to her

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tazatouille

hello everyone, this is a hard post to make but i do need to ask for some help at this time. i’m basically being kicked out/asked to leave my living situation after uprooting my entire life to be here. theres some snippets of commission examples and a full explanation of my situation. ive shared this to instagram and twitter by now, so im sorry if you are seeing this more than once.

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tazatouille

thank you guys so much for your support it seriously means the world to me OTL